Friday, February 11, 2011

THE HIDDEN CODED SYMBOLS


O.K., let’s file this one under …

THE CONSPIRACY OF THE HIDDEN CODED SYMBOLS

In previous blog posts, we have investigated several of Jeff’s claims and conspiracy theories about the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks.

Some of these theories were easily disposed of…

Like the claim that the Twin Towers were secretly wired with explosives, and demolition experts were waiting for the building’s lease holder to give instructions to “PULL IT!.”
    
                                                   Tower explosion


Or, like the claim that some poor unsuspecting woman in rural Pennsylvania, was part of a larger conspiracy to hide from the world the fact that Flight 93 was exploded in mid-air by a missile fired at it by a mysterious white fighter jet.

Shanskville photo 
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Now, witness the following, and follow along as a witness, as we attempt to connect the dots:

This morning, Jeff was showing me how there are secret codes hidden in the very keys on which I type this blog and telling me that those secret codes are used in Catcher in the Rye-style mind control for nefarious and terrorist-related purposes.

According to Jeff, it turns out that Microsoft was the real hand behind the September 11th attacks.  Microsoft employees are the ones creating, and even sending, the coded messages.

Once again, Jeff has found some big, bad, government or corporate villain, with sinister motives. 

Here’s a recap of part of our morning conversation:

Jeff:  You know why Microsoft invented Wingdings?

Me:  Wingdings?   Is that a code name for Conspiracy Theorists?

Jeff:  Listen dummy, while you sit around and laugh about it, their brainwashing you without you even knowing it.  You can’t tell me you don’t believe that corporations try to influence us with images?

So, Wingdings…

For those who came in late, Windings is a font in the Microsoft word-processing software. 

When you type the keys on your keyboard in the Wingding font, it reveals a series of sign-language drawings, then some warning signs, and finally some religious icons.  Those latter icons are clearly needed to express the target of a specific attack.

Since Jeff is right about one thing, and Microsoft has largely taken over the computer software world, it’s going to be easy for many, if not all, of you to participate here in real time with this particular blog entry.

Follow along now with the home edition and type the following uppercase letters:

N Y C

Now, unleash the power of Wingdings, which is in the font menu, and see what would happen if you type these very same keys in that font. 

You get:

N Y C

Now, not being an expert of the Dan Brown or Brad Meltzer level in the meaning of coded symbols, I have to take this on face value and concede this first point to Jeff and the Conspiracy crowd.  I will attribute the obvious meaning to each one.

N = Death. 
Y = Jews. 
C = Good

Harkening back to the days of my fourth grade teacher’s lessons on constructing full sentences, I will put it together, just the way Jeff did for me:

Death to Jews is good.

There are 255 characters in the Wingdings font. It is pretty random, that that would happen like that, so it’s almost like the point has got to be conceded.  After all, New York City is a largely Jewish city.  It’s been the subject of organized terrorists attacks as far back as February 1993, not long after the font itself was created.  Again, that’s pretty random. 

An easy connection of the dots from the supposed creation of hidden messages, in a widely used computer software, to an attack on New York City.

And Jeff continued to show me more evidence related to the second, larger attack on New York City. 

It seems one of the call signs of the planes that hit the Twin Towers was:

Q33NY

See what would happen if you type these same keys in the Wingdings  font.  You get:

Q33NY

Q = Plane
3 = Tower
3 = Tower
N = Death
Y = Jews

Overlooking the fact that the font would have to anticipate the call sign of a plane ten years into the future, the characters generated by the number 3 in the Wingdings font are pieces of paper, not buildings.

If you type in the numbers 2 3 4 5 in the Wingdings font you get:

2 3 4 5

That looks like a sheet of paper, another sheet of paper, a lot of sheets of paper, and a file cabinet.  There are no buildings at all in the Wingdings font.

But, simple research yields the fact that this Q33NY was not the call sign, tail number, air traffic control locator, or anything else involved with either of the two planes.

Now if you type in the C in the Webdings font, also created by Microsoft, you get:

C

C = Skyline

Now, why not use that Font for the secret messages, that’s a lot more useful then a piece of paper.  You hit a plane and the skyline and maybe there is a Koran in there somewhere.

But type in the N and the Y and you get:

N Y

Put it together with the C and you get:

N Y  C

Or, I Luv the Skyline. 

So Jeff, in the interest of keeping score, this one looks pretty flimsy under any analysis

Jut for kicks:

Type the number 1 in Wingdings.

You get l

A lone dot… with nothing to connect it to.  Because, that’s where this investigation ends.

And, finally, type in, for no particular reason:

, J

You get . J

Or, e-mails are always welcomed.

Till next time

S A M

S A M

Shedding a tear, and crossing my fingers, that no conspiracy theorists will bomb my secret lair.


1 comment:

  1. Which symbols do I have to type to get you to shut the h-e-l-l up??

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